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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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maybe the reason no one ever sends me asks is because i’m too amazing and i intimidate everyone.
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how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
oh my god
…..
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This is so appropriate at the moment
wish I could say this to my damn science teacher. Stupid bitch assigning 2 major projects to complete in a damn week. Fuck you.
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